Cowboy.

Today's E-mail joke:

One Sunday a cowboy went to church.
When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd still feed him."
So the minister began his sermon.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly, "Well, I'm not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn't feed him all the hay."
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I remember a time when I asked my "friends" to introduce me to their worthwhile and reliable friends. Unfortunately, nøne bothered with it.

I'm sure if thís was a Real Life situation, I'd be collecting phone numbers by the dozen.
But since it was "just the internet", very few would take me seriously.
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Yesterday, I slept in the living room, for a change. It was good.
A living room is where people live. A bedroom ìs where the bed is. A bathroom is where the shower is. A kitchen "room" is where the cooking is done...And a "dead room", is an internet chatroom where no one types on the room screen, nor says anything in Voice Chat.
heh.