System Crashed.

Right after thís computer was reformatted on July 30th, the system crashed the following day at 03:30hrs, by displaying some "Registry" message against a beautiful blue screen.
So, ìt was reformatted again.
After two hours of the black screen's "inflating" and "extracting" files, the entire thing became stuck.
Forced shut down and reformatted AGAIN from the top.
Two hours wasted! Unbelievable.
Soon, it was sunrise and I took a nap.
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Reformatting process was completed by 14:00hrs. (July 31st.)
But a few minutes later, this technological marvel decided to initialize itself...to "Welcome to Hewlett Packard" and "Click here to take a %#$*! tour of your computer".
It was at this point I really thought this technological marvel was FUBAR.
And so began the reformatting process for the Umpteenth time.
Words Could Not Express How I Felt...since it's so wonderful to have no finances, no car and now...no computer?
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By 17:00hrs, I began having severe stomach cramps due to some gastric problem. - Well now, ain't life just dandy??
I laid down and tossed and turned.
Stomach cramps lasted for many hours. I was still alive by the time the reformatting process was completed at 23:00hrs.
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Well, it`s been 24 hours now, since the computer ordeal began.
So...Yeah, this is good.
If it wasn't good, I would've probably said it was: fornication under consent of the king. \

Some people get miserable for lack of sex.

Some people get miserable with their careers.

I however, get miserable with this bloody computer.

L.O.L.

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And the scrolling Status Bar message below, says it all.