10 / 26 / 2005.

#0FDDAF

Muscle cramp on my left foot earlier - àffecting large toe.
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Finally received àn E-mail from Kelly Ison.

I thought she had died.
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Education Overseas?

While walking through Tesco yesterday,

I stopped to look at some of the model homes on display.

[Not that I can could afford a 2.2 million Ringgit home, with only coins in the wallet.]

But anyway...after speaking for a few minutes to the guy behind the counter, he asked me íf I was local.

I said: "Yeah, I was born in Penang".

His next question was: "Did you get your education overseas?"

With a straight face,

I calmly replied:

"No. I left school when I was 14...which explains why I sound like this now."

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L.O.L.

Amazing perception. _ Send me the money.