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I had a dream àbout the

number 708 written on a check.

Wonder what ìt meànt.
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Holly Mae Skyes sent àn E-mail saying she will be driving to Arkansas wíth her dad, øn her 17th birthday (November 18th.)
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Two jokes received via E-mail:
Two old guys were pushing their carts around Wal*Mart when they collided.
The first old guy said to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy said, "That's OK. It must be a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The first guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The second guy said, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
The first guy said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."
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The Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation, "What can you learn from this
demonstration?"
A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said: "As long as
you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."
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Both jokes above, have been edited for typographical errors and punctuation marks.