Malaysian Food.

$omeone ìn Texas àsked me the other day "What kind of Malaysian dish can I cook?"

I told her to E-mail me, but perhaps she forgøt to. (What else ís new?)

Anyway...I ran àn online search ánd found MalaysianFood.net

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Isn't it àmázing how people forget what you've told them, as soon as they shut døwn their computers? ?

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Paín on left knee earlier,

made ít somewhat diffìcult `to wàlk.

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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it.

She would stand on her front porch and shout: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations, he would shout: "There ain't no Lord!!"

Hard times set in on the elderly lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance.

She stood on her porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME SOME GROCERIES!!"

The next morning the lady went out onto her porch and noted a large bag of groceries and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD."

The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said: "Aha! I told you there was no Lord.

I bought those groceries, God didn't."

The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and said: "PRAISE THE LORD. He not only sent me groceries, but He made the devil pay for them. Praise the Lord!"

Send the money now.

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