Church $taff Job Descriptions.
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Date: 04/27/06 19:12:58
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Subject: ~* Church Staff Job Descriptions *~
Pastor:
Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
More powerful than a locomotive.
Faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives counsel to God.
Associate Pastor:
Able to leap short buildings in a single bound.
As powerful as a switch engine.
Just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water when the sea is calm.
Talks with God.
Minister of Music:
Leaps short buildings with a running start.
Almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Faster than a speeding BB.
Is occasionally addressed by God.
Walks on water if she knows where the stumps are.
Minister of Youth:
Runs into small buildings.
Recognizes locomotive two out of three times.
Uses a squirt gun.
Knows how to use the water fountain.
Mumbles to himself.
Church Secretary:
Lifts buildings to walk under them.
Kicks locomotives off the track.
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth.
Freezes water with a single glance.
When God speaks, she says, "May I ask who is calling?"
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