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Today's E-mail støry:
A middle aged woman went to a Wal*Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she had bought, because it wouldn't work.
The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she had bought it on 'special'.
Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and began to scream: "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
The befuddled clerk ran to get the store manager, as a growing crowd of customers gathered.
The manager approached the woman and asked: "Ma'am, what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster but he told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she had bought it on 'special'.
Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed: "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" and in doing so, drew an even larger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleaded: "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman said: "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into an applause and her money was quickly refunded!
The above story was corrected for grammar and punctuation marks.

Moral øf the story: When you get too loud, people stop to listen.