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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Teacher, Girl, Nor.

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Tøday's E-mail story:
One day, a 6 year old girl was seated in a classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside; look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because He isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
The little girl wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky, earlier?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't even have one!

The Above $tory Has Been Edited For Punctuation Marks And Clarity Of Presentation.
$tupid teacher.
Intelligent 6 year øld.
Thàt which ìs obvious is usually unseen.
"Contradictory", you say?
If àn element is obvious, ìt simply Cannot Be unseen? ?
Think àgaín.
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