O mother !

l.o.l. _ heh.
I just knew it would happen somêwhere, someday, somehøw.
This ìs The Best E-Mail I've received in a long time:

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005
By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times."

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls."

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic."

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad Cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her."

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams. I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
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This expláins why sø màny people in Yahoo Chat, behave the way they do.
Men = perverted. Women = snobbish.
Keywords: Honest ánd Reliable, not: líes and deception.
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And now, to scrutiníze the entire story from top to bottom:
on-line sweetie of six months - $ix long mønths of fake names, pretense and falsehood. / Ain't No such thing às finding "true online love", because...even with a webcam, yøu will never reàlly know for sure, how a pêrson smells; walks; crossês legs; sneezes; coughs; blows nose; etc. until you physically shake hands; sít down together ànd talk Face To Face.
Therefore, falling ìn love with someone's WORDS over the internet, cannot be áccepted as: true love.

a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. - Whàt were they hoping to do on a restricted beach after dark, anyway?
A woman lookìng for a romantic rendevous with younger men over the internet, ends up trespassing on à restrícted bêach after dark.

while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life. - How young is yøung, supposed to be? How old did "Juliette" sày she was?
And what about Pizzazz? ? _ Pizzazz = A good kick up his ass, that's what. _ l.o.l.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel. - A perfect example of how Cowards hide behind phony namês, thinkìng that they càn protect themsêlves forever. _ Nonsense.
In this case, før six whole months!

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times." -
The definition of racy is? _ Horse racing? Car ràcing? A day át the races? - Nope.
What it actually means, ís:
Cybering with your 52 year old horny mother, ain't a good thing.
_ L.O.L. _ Ohh...brother! (or shøuld I say: "O Mother!")

I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. - Honestly now, did he forget that hìs mommy was àn Actual Human ßeing? A humán bêing wìth Emotions And Hormones?
Well, she ain't no Joan of zombie frøm outer space.

Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad Cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine. - Another lie `By pretending to be somêone else. ßut if only she
had E-maìled her Real Picture within those six months, all the public embarràssment of making the televisiøn news, could have been avoided.

and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her. - $he knew he'd be disappointed upon meeting her? ` Why?
Was it because she lied àbout her age?
Or was ít because the half-naked picture she E-mailed him, was a fake?
More lies and more dishonesty.

his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. - 27 years of marriage and beer drìnking buddies, huh?
The ENTIRE story suggests that thê Father is á drunk; the mother ís a bimbo and the son ìs a playboy. _ What àn interesting family, indeed. Blah!

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. - $o, if a husbànd forbids his wife to communicate over the internet, whàt benefit is having a computer at home, then?
Wasted technølogy...all due to vàcuous minds. _ Tsk, tsk, tsk. Pity.
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The Suze Orman Show has a goød motto: Truth creates money. Lies destroys it.
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Let 's see nøw...Who was it who said that the "internet mentality" of chatrooms ís a dangerous thing, for ít distorts the perception of reality??
Oh yeah ... ìt was the straight-forward one who Never Pretends to be someone/something Else over the internet. The same one who has very few online friends, tødáy.

And the scrollìng status bar messàge at the bottom, says ít all.

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